A Thanksgiving Cuisine Proposal

Last night I dined on fresh Sushi and washed it down with a generous portion of Hennepin (a fine beer, that). I was thinking of today's inevitable gorging and I had a brilliant idea.

Turkey Sushi.

If I had any photoshopping skillz, I'd have a really funny picture of a piece of sushi with a cartoon turkey head sticking out of it.

Anyway, the only thing I can't figure out is the seaweed. I'm not sure how that would go with this. Then again, throw in a sliver of gelatinous cranberry sauce with the cold turkey and you have an even better turkey roll. This is a huge market we're missing out on here! I'll be a millionaire in no time. Happy Thanksgiving all!