I have eaten this brain, and I want to chat about it.

This is an interesting parody of Amazon.com aimed towards Zombies who would like to choose from a wide array of brains to eat "because some brains are just naturally better, juicier, and formerly smarter than others." Some people have too much time on their hands. Now, if you'll excuse me, Oprah's brain just arrived in the mail. Mmmm, celebrity brain... ahhhgglaaaahhhggg...