Pudding-Factory Disaster Brings Slow, Creamy Death to Town Below: This article ran a while ago, but I think its the funniest thing I have ever read over at The Onion. An exerpt: "Sweet, creamy death swept through this small Illinois town Monday... burying hundreds of residents in a rich, smooth tidal wave of horrifying pudding goodness." Priceless descriptions of the tragic, tragic horror of the delectably Choco-Licious™ death-pudding.