Astrology

I've never put much stock in astrology, but my horoscope from The Onion this week is somewhat accurate:
Virgo: (Aug. 23--Sept. 22)
You will be mortified to realize that you misspelled the words "fiery," "dynamite," and "vengeance" in your letter to the president.
Heh heh. J/k, of course. A good headline from The Onion: Man Reading Pynchon On Bus Takes Pains To Make Cover Visible. LOL. I could actually see that happening...