Virgo: (Aug. 23--Sept. 22)Heh heh. J/k, of course. A good headline from The Onion: Man Reading Pynchon On Bus Takes Pains To Make Cover Visible. LOL. I could actually see that happening...
You will be mortified to realize that you misspelled the words "fiery," "dynamite," and "vengeance" in your letter to the president.
I've never put much stock in astrology, but my horoscope from The Onion this week is somewhat accurate: